Curse

I pwnd U · Nov 26, 2009, 07:02 AM // 07:02

lol Just do calisthenics. It's good for you and can substitute for running on occasion.

Jumping Is Uselss · Nov 26, 2009, 01:03 PM // 13:03

Sure calisthenics can get your heart rate going like running. However the leg muscles necessary for running are not used to their full capacity with a calisthenics exercise.

And treadmills are shit, because you are not really pushing back on the ground. Instead a moving platform is doing that for you, so bascially you are running in place. This causes less effort exerted by the leg muscles, compared to pushing against solid ground. That is why when I walk into a gym I see "cardio bunnies" on treadmills running effortlessly for hours.

Evasion Twenty · Nov 26, 2009, 03:14 PM // 15:14

Or I could OD on protein shakes.....yea right

I pwnd U · Nov 26, 2009, 05:07 PM // 17:07

That is why I said on occasion Jumping.

I hate treadmill running, it is terrible and for some reason hurts my knee... Oh well. Go go running in circles!

Evasion Twenty · Nov 26, 2009, 05:50 PM // 17:50

Going to need anti-dizzy medication by the time I'm done. I dont do well with repetitive tasks...

Binsgaigack · Nov 26, 2009, 08:39 PM // 20:39

Few ads to read right now so I decided to start a jokes thread in the off topic area to have something to read until the BF ads are out.

COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: Thanks. Im setting up an office in my den and Im
thinking about buying a computer.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: No, the names Lou.

ABBOTT: Your computer?

COSTELLO: I dont own a computer. I want to buy one.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: I told you, my names Lou.

ABBOTT: What about Windows?

COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?

COSTELLO: I dont know. What will I see when I look at the windows?

ABBOTT: Wallpaper.

COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

ABBOTT: Software for Windows?

COSTELLO: No. On the computer I need something I can use to
write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

ABBOTT: I just did.

COSTELLO: You just did what?

ABBOTT: Recommend something.

COSTELLO: You recommended something?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: For my office?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yes, for my office

ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.

COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows OK, lets just say Im sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?

ABBOTT: Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOTT: Word in Office.

COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?

ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue W.

COSTELLO: Im going to click your blue w if you dont start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: Thats right. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.

COSTELLO: Whats bundled with my computer?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.

COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

ABBOTT: One copy.

COSTELLO: Isnt it illegal to copy money?

ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?

ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT

A few days later

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?

ABBOTT: Click on START...

Malice Black · Nov 26, 2009, 08:49 PM // 20:49

WTF..?

I'm stuffed

barely had room for pumpkin pie

scythefromunder · Nov 26, 2009, 09:34 PM // 21:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Binsgaigack

Long joke

Made me giggle inside.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malice Black

I'm stuffed

barely had room for pumpkin pie

I'm pretty stuffed too, but I, somehow, made room for one and a half slices of cheesecake. D:

Evasion Twenty · Nov 26, 2009, 10:34 PM // 22:34

Havent had cheese cake yet, we're hanging out.

Well.....it wasnt bad

I pwnd U · Nov 27, 2009, 04:35 AM // 04:35

Stuffed wasn't the word at all... I was so full I could hardly move. It was awesome.

KoKoS · Nov 27, 2009, 07:07 PM // 19:07

hahahaha nice story binsgaigack ;p

scythefromunder · Nov 27, 2009, 07:24 PM // 19:24

Lots of leftover turkey, anyone want any?

**cosyfiep** · Nov 27, 2009, 10:55 PM // 22:55

I LOVE turkey...have some in my fridge....as well as left over potatoes and cherry pie....guess you know its leftovers for dinner tonite right???

I didnt over eat yesterday, but I spent too much of it making the dinner itself (made the appetizers, the potatoes, the turkey, the rolls---from scratch, as well as the pie from scratch as well.....)....am tired so am very glad to have the leftovers!

only what 28 days until xmas....or something like that----

Rocky Raccoon · Nov 27, 2009, 11:27 PM // 23:27

It seems like whenever you prepare a big meal, by the time you are done you just aren't hungery.

I pwnd U · Nov 28, 2009, 12:14 AM // 00:14

That is what we just had, leftover turkey, and yet I was okay with that.

Went shooting today, that was fun. Shot a .22 with a nice scope on it. Fun to see your bullet impact your target at 150 yards when it looks like it is right next to you.